Quirky Content Fan Gifts

TV Guide. His majesty King Henry the Eighth want to watch "Queen for a day" --- It's his favorite show!

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Check out the old dude.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Hot cross buns

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

An Extraordinary Pointer

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Crash Test Dummy Blues

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mouse with a cat cake.