Quirky Entertainment Lover Gifts

"This tune goes out to anyone I may have mugged, robbed or held up over the years..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I love you, you big fool."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Nun Fight.

Astral Projection

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

He wanted a different one.

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'Can I have flies with that'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Who knew grass migrates?

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Toenail clipping missile.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.