Quirky Culture Lover Gifts

Britishness classes - 'Swear, spit and misbehave in class.'

Conductor and Quasimodo.

"You may be a big shot at the New York office, Miller, but here in Des Moines we do things differently."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"You left this on our ship."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Pastry Hat

Astral Projection

Nun Fight.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

Football Crazy strip six

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Egyptian Football

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

He wanted a different one.