Quirky Culture Lover Pillows

Britishness classes - 'Swear, spit and misbehave in class.'

Conductor and Quasimodo.

"You may be a big shot at the New York office, Miller, but here in Des Moines we do things differently."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You left this on our ship."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Nun Fight.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Football Crazy strip six

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'Can I have flies with that'

Egyptian Football

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Toenail clipping missile.