Quirky Entertainment Lover Pillows

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I love you, you big fool."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Nun Fight.

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Can I have flies with that'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Toenail clipping missile.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Who knew grass migrates?

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'