Quirky Entertainment Fan Pillows

Magic mushroom

"Cat box"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Check out the old dude.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Pray for me.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'