Quirky Tv Show Fan Pillows

Predators watching 'You've Been Maimed'.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Hot cross buns

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

An Extraordinary Pointer