Quirky Tv Show Fan Pillows

Predators watching 'You've Been Maimed'.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Social Distancing Club

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Jarvis Cocker

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Check out the old dude.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Do you do much walking?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Hot cross buns

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

An Extraordinary Pointer