Quirky Show Admirer Pillows

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Nun Fight.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

New York Scatological Society

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

A mad scientist.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

'Flea and tick circus'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor