Quirky Show Supporter Pillows

'Flea and tick circus'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Check out the old dude.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Hot cross buns

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Crash Test Dummy Blues

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

An Extraordinary Pointer

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"