Quirky Show Enthusiast Pillows

'I've a great idea, a TV show about relationship breakups, I've called it 'Exes Factor'!'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Nun Fight.

Football Crazy strip six

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Flea and tick circus'

One size fits all

Hell's Comedy Club

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Circus News

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

One Boy Band

'...Remember - You shouldn't play with your food!'

'You always get one!'

Greatest Show on Earth