Quirky Showgoers Pillows

Hell's Comedy Club

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'He's maturing early.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

"Got outta jury duty!"

Spoonstock.

'Flea and tick circus'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'It's a spinoff from the Weather Channel.'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

Greatest Show on Earth

'Home?'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."