Quirky Showgoers Pillows

Hell's Comedy Club

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'He's maturing early.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

"Got outta jury duty!"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Flea and tick circus'

Spoonstock.

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

Greatest Show on Earth

Mime ventriloquist

'Home?'

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

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