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Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Nun Fight.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

New York Scatological Society

Giant Sale!

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

A mad scientist.

Noah's lesser known brother.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'Flea and tick circus'

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'