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Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Pastry Hat

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Who knew grass migrates?

Snapshots in Time

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Ass-less Chaps