Quirky Show Lover Gifts

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Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"These public access stations are STRANGE!"

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Snapshots in Time

Who knew grass migrates?

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Joan Crawford junior

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."