Quirky Show Lovers Gifts

Mime ventriloquist

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Coping with Normalcy

'Flea and tick circus'

Therapist Starting Gun

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Kangaroo Pocket

Hell's Comedy Club

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

"If she sings it's over."

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Deer with flip-flops

"Why are you plowing with a steam roller?"

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

They both have glasses