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Mime ventriloquist

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Who knew grass migrates?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

Therapist Starting Gun

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'Flea and tick circus'

Coping with Normalcy

Kangaroo Pocket

'It's a spinoff from the Weather Channel.'

Hell's Comedy Club

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

"If she sings it's over."

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Deer with flip-flops

"Why are you plowing with a steam roller?"

They both have glasses