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Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Nun Fight.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"The usual."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Cat art exhibition.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Early days in the cloning lab.

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

'Flea and tick circus'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

The Museum of Swine Art.

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'It's a spinoff from the Weather Channel.'

Hose charmer.

Hell's Comedy Club

Service and Emotional Support Animals...

'Get in! No time to explain!'

'Do you extract teeth?'

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

"Have we got a show for you!"

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.