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Nun Fight.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"The usual."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Cat art exhibition.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Early days in the cloning lab.

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Flea and tick circus'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

The Museum of Swine Art.

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"Have we got a show for you!"

Hose charmer.

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'Get in! No time to explain!'

'Do you extract teeth?'

Hell's Comedy Club

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

"Respect man!"

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."