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"Five minutes, everybody!"

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Paul Klee

Clown on bike.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Apple Pie Abduction

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Well, that one got away."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Love knows no boundaries.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Ask A Silly Question.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Mephistopheles

'Pick a business card.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"