Whimsical Show Aficionado Pillows

"Five minutes, everybody!"

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Paul Klee

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Clown on bike.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Apple Pie Abduction

"Well, that one got away."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Love knows no boundaries.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Ask A Silly Question.

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Mephistopheles

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Pick a business card.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

CX909708

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"