Quirky Lover Gifts

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I love you, you big fool."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Great tights!"

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Lady Gaga

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

Ass-less Chaps

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"