Quirky Appearance Lover Gifts

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I love you, you big fool."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Giant Sale!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."