Quirky Appearance Lover T-Shirts

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I love you, you big fool."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."