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Spray on Freckles.

Garra Fish Pedicure.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Pastry Hat

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Snapshots in Time

"And that's why you go on safari."

The latest in Eyewear.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'