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Spray on Freckles.

Garra Fish Pedicure.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Pastry Hat

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Snapshots in Time

"And that's why you go on safari."

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Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'