Quirky Beauty Seeker T-Shirts

Fish Pedicure

Love at First Sight

Lumbar support animal

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

wattle covers

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Water power.

"Botox."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Odd Spas

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

"I told you she'd had some work done."

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

Primavera (Spring)

Desert Island Water skiing.

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Natural relaxation in confinement

"Supersize me."

Face painting vs bottom painting

Emo Snail

'They had a special at the tan salon today-- buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"