Quirky Love Seeker T-Shirts

'I don't care about being dark and handsome,just make sure he's TALL!'

"What's your idea of the perfect woman?"

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Face painting vs bottom painting

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

Fish Pedicure

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

The M.R.I. of Love

'Cool huh? My wife bought it at a yard sale.'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

Happy Valentine's Day! My friend is looking for a valentine's day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears so he's a good listener, and an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most important, I was very careful when working on his chest. Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place. Will you be my valentine?