Quirky Love Seeker Gifts

'I don't care about being dark and handsome,just make sure he's TALL!'

"What's your idea of the perfect woman?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Desert Island Water skiing.

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Face painting vs bottom painting

Fish Pedicure

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

The M.R.I. of Love

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

Colin had yet to get the hand of internet dating.

'Cool huh? My wife bought it at a yard sale.'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'