Quirky Date Seeker Gifts

Colin had yet to get the hand of internet dating.

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Love at First Sight

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Spud dating.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Symbiotic Connections

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service