Quirky Date Seeker Pillows

Colin had yet to get the hand of internet dating.

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Love at First Sight

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Spud dating.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

Symbiotic Connections

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service