Quirky Romance Seekers Pillows

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

Consenting Adults.

Storage Unit of Love

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"You need a mint."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Didgeridoos

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."