Quirky Romance Seekers Pillows

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Banana Smoothie

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Consenting Adults.

Storage Unit of Love

"You need a mint."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I even love the way you snore!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Didgeridoos

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"