Quirky Companionship Seekers Pillows

'It has less to do with loneliness than with the fact that I live in a flood-prone area and I can't swim.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Love at First Sight

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Love is Love

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"No-one nit picks like you..."

Woman seeks male companion...

"What they hell are we looking at."

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

"Hey hon, don't wait up. They too the handcuffs and leather whip away from me at security."

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Ask Sadie. I'm anxious to have a companion. When will this happen? -Ron from Chicago. *Actual reader questions. Ron, what a coincidence. I am also looking for a companion. Do you give foot rubs, clean the house, do what you're told and keep your frisky hands to yourself?! Your search is over, sweetie bear. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com