Quirky Companionship Seekers Pillows

'It has less to do with loneliness than with the fact that I live in a flood-prone area and I can't swim.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Love at First Sight

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Love is Love

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"No-one nit picks like you..."

Woman seeks male companion...

"What they hell are we looking at."

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"Hey hon, don't wait up. They too the handcuffs and leather whip away from me at security."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Why is it sooo difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking. . . ?"

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."