Quirky Companionship Appreciator Pillows

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I love you, you big fool."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Love is Love

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

Chameleon.

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"What they hell are we looking at."

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

My Name is Lucky.