Quirky Friend Appreciator Pillows

'Come on, push me: I did it for you...'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I'm a monster."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Penguin Remote

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

Giraffe Selfie

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Mummy Shrink.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Curiosity."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.