Quirky Friend Appreciator T-Shirts

'Come on, push me: I did it for you...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

God with Earth Controller

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm a monster."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Penguin Remote

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Mummy Shrink.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Curiosity."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.