Quirky Love Appreciator Pillows

'Sweetheart, I love everything about you. Except for your naming you Doug.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

Cow

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."