Quirky Love Advocate Pillows

Tapeworms Need Love Too

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Mouse on mouse action.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

The M.R.I. of Love

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'