Quirky Lovers Pillows

"How many of these blind dates must we go on before we can start seeing each other?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Face Mask Romance

"Great tights!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Romance

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Ass-less Chaps