Quirky Couple Lover Pillows

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

"And this is Jack. Jack and his wife Roz don't have pets... but they're both very nice."

Romance

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Judy has always wanted a dog, but she lives in a restricted apartment.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Inappropriate Snowmen

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

"So that's where you were last night."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

Face Mask Romance

Prison Romance.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'