Quirky Couple Lover Mugs

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

"And this is Jack. Jack and his wife Roz don't have pets... but they're both very nice."

Romance

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Judy has always wanted a dog, but she lives in a restricted apartment.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"So that's where you were last night."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'We were made for each other.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Don't tell him anything."

Prison Romance.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'