Quirky Couple Enthusiasts Mugs

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'You've given me an absolutely wonderful Christmas present, Dear. But I still don't have that get up and go.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"Don't tell him anything."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Face Mask Romance