Quirky Romance Lover Pillows

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Oooh, my favourites. Forket me knots."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I can't go to dinner, with you. I don't have a thing to wear.'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Storage Unit of Love

Banana Smoothie

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"So, do you come here often?"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."