Quirky Romance Lover Pillows

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Oooh, my favourites. Forket me knots."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I can't go to dinner, with you. I don't have a thing to wear.'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Banana Smoothie

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"So, do you come here often?"

Storage Unit of Love

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."