Quirky Romance Seeker Pillows

Love at First Sight

'Ooh! I just LOVE men with moustaches!'

Men had looked pretty much the same to Drusilla until she met Jonathan.

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Banana Smoothie

Storage Unit of Love

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Consenting Adults.

"You need a mint."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"