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Fry-curious.

Love at First Sight

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Spud dating.

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Meet my significant other.'

Symbiotic Connections

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

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"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

"I've never dated a yam before, tell me a bit about yourself."

"Yeah sure I know Santa."

"Hepatitis C? Ebola? HIV? IS this a medical questionnaire?"

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

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