Quirky Relationship Seekers Prints

Fry-curious.

Love at First Sight

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Spud dating.

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

'Meet my significant other.'

Symbiotic Connections

Ventrilamatch.com

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"I've never dated a yam before, tell me a bit about yourself."

"Yeah sure I know Santa."

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"Hepatitis C? Ebola? HIV? IS this a medical questionnaire?"

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'