Quirky Love Seekers Prints

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Romance

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

The M.R.I. of Love

Colin had yet to get the hand of internet dating.

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'