Quirky Love Seekers Gifts

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Romance

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

The M.R.I. of Love

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

Colin had yet to get the hand of internet dating.