Quirky Romance Seeker Mugs

Love at First Sight

'Ooh! I just LOVE men with moustaches!'

Men had looked pretty much the same to Drusilla until she met Jonathan.

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Consenting Adults.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Banana Smoothie

Storage Unit of Love

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"You need a mint."

'I even love the way you snore!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos

'You disgust me; but I like it.'