Quirky Romance Enthusiast Pillows

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Storage Unit of Love

"I'm what you call a 'Ruralsexual'."

Mouse on mouse action.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Consenting Adults.

Banana Smoothie

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"So, do you come here often?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"You need a mint."