Quirky Romance Aficionado Pillows

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

My Spam Sketchbook

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

"So, do you come here often?"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'