Quirky Romance Aficionado Pillows

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

My Spam Sketchbook

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"So, do you come here often?"

Storage Unit of Love

Banana Smoothie

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Didgeridoos