Quirky Love Advocate Prints

Tapeworms Need Love Too

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Mouse on mouse action.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

The M.R.I. of Love

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'