Quirky Personality Appreciator Pillows

"He's a non-conformist"

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Turtle Trailer Court

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

God with Earth Controller

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"I'm a monster."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Mummy Shrink.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Curiosity."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"We're making progress."

Pianist.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

She was always an introvert.

"High Fashion"

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man